Tomorrow I release the name of my clothing label and launching the first collection from the brand. Y’all ready for this?
Dressed up as a something first time in ages! It was a lot of fun. I realised after the night I took 20 million photos of my chins/up nose, a few with D, and only one of us being serious face with Finlay???? Obv my drunk self has priorities of being proud of my chins.
“ When I was told stories as a kid the pessimism was there even then ’cos I never believed me mam when she finished a story with ‘And they all lived happily ever after’. ‘No, they didn’t. I don’t believe it,’ I’d say. I prefered Humpty Dumpty – nice and short, and a realistic ending. He never hurt anyone, but he had a little accident and died. Shit happens. That’s life, innit. No great life story, or love interest, just a dead egg. ”
Karl Pilkington (via torturegardens)